Summary:
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South Park gets political, roasting Noem, Vance, Trump, and Kirk. Cartman and Mackey’s paths collide at Mar-a-Lago.
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Cartman’s outrage leads to launching his own show, parodying Kirk. Mackey joins ICE under Noem’s trigger-happy rule.
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Mackey and Clyde end up at Mar-a-Lago, dodging absurd situations. In the end, they realize no “nut” is worth selling your soul.
South Park’s Got a Nut goes full political chaos, torching Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Trump, and Charlie Kirk. Eric Cartman and Mr. Mackey follow wildly different paths — one chasing clout, the other a paycheck — that collide in the surreal circus of Mar-a-Lago.
Cartman’s outrage? Clyde Donovan — the class nobody remembers — has gone viral as a Charlie Kirk–style “debate” podcaster, racking up views with outrage-bait hot takes. Furious his schtick was stolen, Cartman launches his own “master-debater” show, bad haircut and all — a parody Kirk himself admitted was spot-on.
Meanwhile, Mackey loses his school counselor job and joins ICE under a trigger-happy, face melting Noem. Raiding Dora the Explorer concerts and even heaven, her mantra is: “If it’s brown, it goes down.” The dark gag riffs on Noem’s real-life scandal over shooting her dog — escalated here to off-screen puppy gunfire in the credits.
Both Mackey and Clyde score invites to a Fantasy Island–style Mar-a-Lago, with Trump as Mr. Roarke and Vance as his pint-sized lapdog. After dodging a Homeland Security promotion — and a Trump-Satan threesome — Mackey finds Clyde and admits no “nut” is worth selling your soul. Savage, absurd, and classic South Park.
